It’s over. Lebron has signed with the Miami Heat. www.lebronjames.com I tried a self imposed media blackout to see how long it would take before the news reached me. My sources tell me that Lebron was instrumental in capping the gushing BP oil well in the gulf coast. Also, according to a source that must remain nameless, the Palestinian terrorist group, Hamas, has announced that it will resume talks with Israel now that the uncertainty of Lebron’s free agency is over. With his trusty sidekicks, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade, he is on his way to Pakistan to calm the rebel leaders before heading over to Afghanistan to meet with Taliban officials suddenly eager for peace now that the NBA situation is more stable. So, I can understand all the hype.
I can only hope that Bret Farvre can lend a hand.
By Sam DelPresto
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